Proportion, Proportion, Proportion

There are some fashion trends we just don't get. Tight shiny leggings with your lady parts all squished and exhibiting signs of camelus pollex (um, yeah, we were trying to throw in some Latin for camel toe- didn't work though) 'nuff said.

Oversized bags are another. You know, those diminutive celeb-u-lovelies toting bags huge enough to cram in their entire collection of Louboutins. Well, they're just plain silly. Here's our reasoning, if socialites eschew hose in the winter to prove just how infrequently their rarified legs are exposed to the elements, well, then celebs probably shouldn't be toting around anything larger than the size of a box of Chiclets.

Katie Holmes, she of the adorable offspring and veering towards crazy hubby, has been lauded all over the place for her new fashion sense. Seriously though, this bag is slightly ginormous and way out of proportion - unless she was trying to sneak away for a long weekend or toting around her entire collection of Scientology pamphlets.

A rule of thumb for we mortals, if it's too big to cram into the overhead bin- it's too big for every day use.

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Smile and Say Argh!

You know the holiday drill.
Kiss your great aunt Tillie hello.
Smile for a family picture.
Play with cousin Micah's dog.
Smile for a family picture.
Walk in on your sister-in-law/that French slut Sylvie in flagrante with the UPS guy.
Smile for a family picture.

After all that eggnog and Xmas pudding though, you may be feeling a bit jiggly- and not in a good way.
Bliss Thinny Thin Chin will tighten and firm your neck and chin area - because only Santa and your nephew look cute with extra chins.

Thinny Thin Chin is available at Bliss for $48.00 for 1.7 oz.

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The Sweet Smell of Success

So you don't have a glam Pucci scarf or over the top vintage couture frock this season, get over it. You can still wrap yourself in dazzling designer goodies courtesy of Pucci Vivara cologne. Originally launched in 1966 this fresh scent has hints of almond amaretto (no, really) jasmine, narcissus and other reminders of the Italian Riviera. Best of all the gorgeous bottle is inspired by Pucci Vivara fabric .

Feeling less overtly girly? Then you might want to spring for (or drop unsubtle hints) Badgley Mischka Fleurs De Nuit, a white floral in the most gorgeous (engagement ring shaped) bottle (did we just say that?). Seriously, this vintage inspired scent contains Night Blooming Jasmine and Silky Woods (we don't know what that is- but it sure sounds naughty in a good way).

Vivara: 1 oz. eau de parfum spray is $55.00 at Sephora
Fleurs De Nuit 3.4 oz. eau de parfum spray is $90.00 at Sephora

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Hot Weekends

So, you've figured out the sleeping arrangements for next week and it looks like you're going to be sleeping in your old bedroom (with all of your stuffed animals) while your sweetie is tucked into the guest bedroom between your two football playing brothers and well, it doesn't look like Santa will be sliding down your chimney any time soon.

Fret not, you can still sneak in a little holiday lovin' with the Kama Sutra Strawberry Dreams Weekender kit. This compact case contains everything you need for some seriously sweet seduction including a mini body oil, honey dust (with a teeny tiny feather applicator, pleasure balm and other yummy treats. If mom catches you canoodling you can always claim that you were dusting.

Available at KamaSutra.com for $21.24 for a limited time

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Wall-A-Razzi

What do you get the person who has everything?
Their own stalkers with flashbulbs of course.

You're such a rockstar, waiting patiently while we crawl back to life. While we can't help you with an entourage, we can help with a wall of paparazzi courtesy of Realm Dekor. For only $40.00 you can stick these vinyl photogs on your wall and you can make like Katie Holmes and that precious Suri (only without the creepy Scientology minders).

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Spritz This!

Remember back in the '80s when women proudly wore hair scrunchies and carried around bottles of Evian when traveling to delicately spritz their parched skin? Well, airline regulations are such that you can no longer carry around industrial sized bottles of water in your hand luggage- but you can still keep your skin hydrated while traveling if you spritz smaller and smarter.

The curiously named Knutek Oxygen Spritz (named after company founder Jim Knut Larsson, who looks like he's might very well be wearing a scrunchie) is a compact liquid jolt of energy for travel tired or winter worn out skin. Keep a bottle in your desk drawer to refresh your face at work, or carry one in your travel ziplock baggie to ensure that you don't end up at home for the holidays with a dried out complexion.

We can't quite explain how the ingredients like oxygen plasma work, we just know that our new fave for travel or a quick mid-day pick me up is the Oxygen Spritz. ($29.00 at Knutek or by phone at 888-411-4242)

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Sniffle, Sneeze, Wheeze

So, we've finally launched our new and improved site when suddenly like a noxious blast of bad breath from a greasy haired blind date, our offices are hit by the flu. One by one we fell, one by one we took to our beds, as piles of lippie and hair goo and bubble bath piled up on our desks.

We're back. We missed you. We want to (air)kiss you and make it all better.

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