Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Turn That Frownie Upside Downie

Are you having a hard time recognizing your fave actresses lately? Between botox, restylane and the unfortunate cast of modern cosmetic procedures they've all started looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein's younger sisters.

Well, if you've been plagued by pesky wrinkles but aren't of the mind to nip or tuck anything, you'll love Frownies new Face Lift in a bag. Frownies are those incredibly low tech face stickies that keep you from frowning in your sleep. This new collection costs under $100.00 and also includes a complexion wash, hydrator spray, and Frownies facial patches for nearly every part of your face. You probably won't look as preternaturally radiant as Morgan Fairchild, but you also won't have to face a scalpel or oddly shaped pouches of silicon.

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