So we've been on summer hiatus working on all manner of exciting things. We didn't mean to neglect you and we really missed you too.
So here's something we could happily have done without this past month - the endless brouhaha over the presidential candidates. Though it's just about six weeks away, we don't know how we're going to deal with another month and a half of pleas for donations, mass speculation, overblown adulation, promises of ultimate salvation, campaign promise mutation and overnight sensation - we really need another vacation.
So Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant. Unlike Jamie Lynne, at least she's free of Britney as an older sister and role model and Lynne Spears as a mom.
Some distractions while you debate the debates and calculate the running mates:
Juno: While the dialogue is a bit too precious, it's infinitely better than the Daily Kos.
Gossip Girl: The new season is on, and at least these rumors don't actually hurt anyone.
Choose your favorite Palin child name: Join this Facebook group and cast your vote (we pick Piper Indy and we're not embarrassed to admit a wholly unsuitable crush on the First Dude, and of giggling uncontrollably when we first read the expression VPILF describing S.P.)
Accessorize the Obamas: Because Michelle's pins are making us a wee bit frightful of her fashion sense.
Election Ties: Hillary's out of the running but you can still invest in a Hillaryscope tie to show the world how much you still care.
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